Conspiracy theory types 15 years ago: Pretty soon they are gonna have national ID cards and it will have a lot of your info on it!
People today: Yeah so here’s a cheek swab for you, random corporation, i’d love to find out my ancestry!
Yeah why don’t we ever acknowledge that the conspiracy theorists were right about a lot of stuff?
Because then you’d have to look at modern conspiracy theories with a critical eye, and that would just be too scary. Ya know, cognitive dissonance