If we ever send colonists to the moon, we’ll find out real quick if any of them are werewolves.
A reality show could easily be made where flat earthers are offered $10,000,000 to the first one who finds the edge of the earth.
Somebody could have already frozen and unfrozen time and there’s no way we would ever know.
The reason why dogs howl at the moon is because it’s the one ball they can’t fetch.
NASA: WE KNOW THERE’S A FUCKING HUGE PLANET OUT THERE!
Me: awesome where?
NASA: *points excitedly at space*